So this woman that I work with was trying to get rid of some of the extra cucumbers that she had in her garden. I don't turn down a good thing and accepted... I really had no idea what I was agreeing to! This whopper is an amazing 10" long and NINE inches AROUND!
Needless to say, the other vegetables and fruit in my kitchen were very jealous. They asked for their thoughts and feelings to be expressed openly in a fair forum.
The poor banana didn't have a chance! The 10" cucumber easily won. Not that size matters..... Even its fellow "smaller" brethern paled in comparison to the other kitchen inhabitants.
I mean... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.....